The Pemmican Club
Up to 35% off. Free shipping. Always.
off, the longer you stay
20% off your first two orders, 30% off your third, 35% from your fourth. Top-ups always 20% off.
tracked shipping
Royal Mail 24H, every order.
with your first order
From £50/month — most members order around £70-100.
20% off, rising to 35% the longer you stay. Cancel anytime after second box.
Why I Dislike Subscriptions
I dislike most subscriptions because I always felt like they're trying to trap or trick you, so I wanted to do something different.
Real discount. Not 5%, not 10%, but 20% off from day one. And it goes up the longer you stay: 30% off your third order, and 35% off every order after that. A lot of you have been with us for months, and I wanted that to count for something.
No fear of over-ordering. Even if you only subscribe for £50, you still get 20% off anything extra you might need.
No sneaky lock-in. All I ask is two boxes — your first, plus one more — so you actually give the food a fair go before you decide. After that, cancel whenever you like. And if something's wrong before then, just email me and I'll sort you out.
Why This Helps Us
We're a small operation: everything is made by hand, in small batches. When we get a sudden rush of orders things easily fall apart and orders are delayed.
When you commit to a regular order, we can plan production better, get things delivered on time and run things smoothly.
— Rasmus, Founder
Why This Program?
What Others are Saying
Bought for 12 hour shifts, post gym and travel snacks, so easy tastes great, I really enjoy the texture the fat is creamy and not "beefy".
Very tasty combo perfect for keeping you pushing when doing activities like hiking, if you are ketogenic the fats and sugar will both energise you.
Found them absolutely amazing for long travel stints or a days hiking. Very filling and nutrient dense. Rate of recipe development is brilliant and great feedback response!
How it works
Simple. Flexible. No nonsense.
Mix & Match your monthly order
Choose your bars, crisps, or both. Minimum £50/month, that's about 7-8 bars or a mix of products. Most members order around £70-100/month
It shows up every month
We prioritize these orders and provide free Royal Mail 24-hour tracked shipping on every delivery. And the longer you stay, the more you save: 30% off your third order, 35% off every order after that.
Top up whenever you want
Need more mid-month? Use your member pricing (20% off) on any product, any time. No commitment on top-ups.
Build your box
Select products and quantities below. Minimum £50/month.
Chicken Crisps | High-Protein (100% Chicken)
20% Club discount
Natural VACCA Tallow Balm
20% Club discount
The Original Pemmican Bar (100% Beef)
20% Club discount
Wagyu Pemmican (5 Bar pack)
20% Club discount
Your Monthly Order
Select products above to build your order.
Plus: FREE 24H tracked shipping on every order, Test Kitchen early access, and a VACCA balm welcome gift.
Minimum order: £50
Add £50 more to continue
Monthly delivery — pause, skip, or cancel anytime after second box
20% member discount applied at checkout. Rises to 30% on your third order and 35% from your fourth.
Pause, skip, or cancel anytime after second box.
Got a friend who'd love this?
EARN A FREE MONTH worth up to £100
(It's not a pyramid scheme, I promise.)
You get
- Your entire next month's subscription free
- Up to £100 value — no limit on referrals
- The satisfaction of helping a friend eat better
They get
- 15% off their first order
- Club pricing that rises to 35% the longer they stay
- Free 24H tracked shipping and a free VACCA balm
How it works
Share your personal code with a friend
They join The Pemmican Club
Your next month is free
Sarah shared her code with 3 friends who joined. That's 3 free months of pemmican — worth £240.
The Fine Print
What's the commitment?
What's the commitment?
A two-box minimum — your first order plus one more. After that, pause, skip, or cancel anytime from your account. No contracts, no exit fees. You'll just lose member pricing and the other perks when you leave.
How does my discount go up?
How does my discount go up?
Your first two subscription orders are 20% off. Your third is 30% off, and from your fourth it's 35% off, every order, for as long as you stay. It happens automatically, no codes. If you've already had three or more orders, you're on 35% from your next order.
Do I keep my rate if I pause or cancel?
Do I keep my rate if I pause or cancel?
Pause, skip or switch to an order every two months and you keep your rate. If you cancel, it resets, and if you come back later you start again at 20%.
What's the minimum order?
What's the minimum order?
£50/month after your member discount. That's roughly 7-8 bars or a mix of products.
How do I change my monthly order?
How do I change my monthly order?
Log into your account and adjust your subscription anytime before your next billing date. Swap flavors, change quantities and add new products.
How do I pause or skip a month?
How do I pause or skip a month?
After your first two boxes, you can pause or skip any upcoming delivery from your account dashboard. No penalties, no awkward emails required.
How does the top-up discount work?
How does the top-up discount work?
Once you're a member, you get 20% off every product, even one-off purchases outside your subscription. Top-ups stay at 20% whatever your subscription rate is.
What about shipping?
What about shipping?
Free on every Club order. Royal Mail 24-hour tracked delivery, no minimum spend required — it's included in your membership.
How long does pemmican last?
How long does pemmican last?
Over a year at room temperature. It was literally designed to last through long journeys without refrigeration. Order what you need — it won't go bad on you.
What about the crisps?
What about the crisps?
Same deal. Shelf-stable, sealed bags. Best within 6 months, but they'll last.
